maybe it's because I've been in a flooded mud ridden marquee for 2 days but I love the fact that he was cheeky after he split his trousers (sorry about the pun)
...thats was very funny- your pun I mean - I did have a bit of a wee chuckle there...very good! Your witt's as "sharp as a knife"..
"I'll need something sharp; clearly, I wont be using your witt!!" Mac says to Guy at the P/man's Ball...sorry couldn't resist that one....see I can be "sharp" too!!