Best Green Wing Moments

[LinkaNeo]

I'm going to do some Green Wing videos. I've grown sick of trying to find a way of ripping my DVDs (my computer's a bit of a tart at the moment) so I'm downloading a torrent of it
What i was curious of though, is what are all your favourite moments from the show as a whole? Caroline/Mac moments, comedy Guy-Mac moments, Boyce's ritual humiliation of Statham or the antics of Admin? Tell me your favourite scenes. I'm going to compile them

My favourites are:
the caroline-mac scene on the stagey bit (last episode of s1),
when Guy isn't there so Mac and Caroline make the new anaesthetist wear a donkey mask,
Sue White's "Long Arms" (that is the best visual gag ever), and
The big shiny silver "HOMO" balloon from episode 4!

...among others. Spill all, people!

[faeriequeen]

* "youuu've got a ginger chiii-hiiild..."
* Statham jumping out of the cupboard in his pants playing the recorder
* Spoon of destiny
* 5 top qualities in a woman
* Sue White with the LED display board saying "fuck off" and the buzzer
* Guy and Mac in the swimming pool
* Naked motorcycling
* Guy pretending to be Geoff from Derbyshire
* "Do you know, I'm unemployed and I have a mullet?"
* Statham's coffee enema
* Guy trying to resucitate the swan

I think I should probably stop now!

[curlybeach]

Good grief ... this is such a tough question! I'll list a few now, and will more than likely be back again and again as I remember more!

1) The scene where Mac and Guy have an argument, and Mac pushes his face in the cornflakes. That, coupled with 'f*cking hug!!'
2) I ADORE the 'twit twoo' skit between Statham and Boyce, but I don't know how well that will transcend onto a fanvid.
3) When Mac puts the glasses onto Caroline, or when they re-enact the kiss from the housewarming party ... *swoon*
4) OMG MARTIN'S FIN!!

Believe me, I will return ...
Good luck with the vids!

[LinkaNeo]

* "youuu've got a ginger chiii-hiiild..."

The morning after I seen that episode I woke up with it in my head, and kept singing it all through school. I got the WEIRDEST looks ever. Especially from my Psychology teacher, who happens to be ginger, and has (as i discovered) recently had a child.
I loved the recorder dance. that was so funny. I LOVE the "twit-towoo!" bit. Boyce+Statham = general hilarity as a rule.

"It- It's not a wand, Mr. Boyce."

"TAKE IT BACK!"

"I bought you. For thirty P."

[Jennifer]

Can I add 'eating the coffee' and the remote control car scenes? (Caromac, car chasing Statham)

[curlybeach]

omgomg, Boyce and Statham in the toilet, with that amazing section of dialogue. Can't remember much of it exactly, but it includes:

'You nod'
'I nodn't'
'You cod'
'I codn't'
'You ped'
'You pedn't'
'YOU PEDANT!'

Or something like that

[LinkaNeo]

haha. I love that. I was watching the "You're not a pedant" scene last night while editing.

"Bloody! You said bloody."

[Decxi]

* Sue White with the LED display board saying "fuck off" and the buzzer

I love that moment too. I laugh so hard everytime I see it.....! Hahaha!

[ch1ch1]

- Julian as every member of Take That
He is now forever inextricably linked with that song in my mind.

- That choreographed yo-yo scene: "Smell the witch!"

- Sue White's blood-curdling "Nooooooooooooooooo" at the slave auction when she hears that Mac won't be coming, after all. The looks on the faces of the people around her are priceless, too!

On that note, I leave you with the immortal words of Arnold Schwarznegger: "I'll be back!"

[faeriequeen]

- That choreographed yo-yo scene: "Smell the witch!"

YES! I remember my brother and I laughing til about halfway through the ad break at that!

[LinkaNeo]

- That choreographed yo-yo scene: "Smell the witch!"

That was so funny. The "fuck off" LED was fantastic, too. Sue White gets the best gags. I loved it in the first of series two when she comes into work dressed as a pork joint. That was class.

Oh and in the last ep of s2 - when Alan is talking to Joanna - "I keep seeing... dwarves."
"I keep seeing Harry Potter underpants." lolol.

[lucie]

I like all moments with Mac ( surprise, surprise)
And when Mac is not there - then this episode when Boyce and Martin are making the towers from candy bars - they are so focused on a process

[f_d_p]

Oh and in the last ep of s2 - when Alan is talking to Joanna - "I keep seeing... dwarves."
"I keep seeing Harry Potter underpants." lolol.

Speaking of dwarves, the scene in the hospital car-park when Boyce is singing "Hi-ho, Hi-ho" and Statham says "A dwarf might hear you...what then? That delivery is priceless.

I'll be back too...

[goshandcrikey]

i appear to only remember mac's bits i wonder why


him playing guyball
the remote controlled car
him outside with martin on his bike


and all the kisses

him catching caroline when she drunkingly falls off the seat

the coversation with guy after the wedding about who's the best lay


the naked bike riding


off for a cold shower now

[Baggiebird]

Ok so some of mine are

Jake's silent scream when Caroline drops his tamagotci (sp) into her wine
Guy's dance around the bedroom when he thows his key's at Jake and they stick in his head.
Mac lifting his white coat to reveal his (lovely) bum
Caroline screaming on the back of Mac's bike.
The hug between Sue and Caroline when they see Mac leaving the hospital with Holly
The Holly trap (love that one)
Guy's fresian moment (his face is brilliant in this scene)
Caroline and Guy dancing at the house party
Martin selotaped to the wall in the men's

There are many more

[ch1ch1]

Just thought of another: everyone kissing and [sort of] hugging each other at Mac and Caroline's wedding when the vicar says "You may now kiss the bride". That was such an "awwwwwwwwww!" moment.

[goshandcrikey]

how did i forget macs naked bum


off to hang my head in shame

[LinkaNeo]

Guy's dance around the bedroom when he thows his keys at Jake and they stick in his head.

That was so p*ssing funny. I didn't like Jake, he was too wet.

I loved Sue's blood-curdling scream when she found out that Mac wouldn't be doing the Slave Auction.

Alan: "It's not a wand."
That cracks me up every time.

I LOVE the bit where Guy gets Mac to propose to Caroline and Mac starts in a joking manner but then he says it again and he's really genuine you just go, "aaawwwwww!!!! *hearts*"

[faeriequeen]

Just thought of another couple:
"Get Brian, get Brian, get Brian...no, get Brian!"
"Yeeaah! I'm a portaaah! What a total nerb, nib, knob. Winkaah!"

[Baggiebird]

How about Sue and Guy in the cloak room, when Guy is crying. That always makes me laugh