I'm not sure if you've done this here before (I had a quick look around and couldn't see it anywhere!), but being fairly new to the forum, I just wanted to know what crazy things people do to express their love for the one and only Julian Rhind-Tutt.
Basically, just complete the sentence with as many things as you like!
You know you're obsessed with JRT if/when...
1. You have to write his name in every bit of condensation on a surface you see.. whether it be a window, mirror, worktop.. etc.
2. You wrote his name on your Christmas list and your friends knew that you weren't joking.
3. The words "He's well better than Johnny Depp" have come out of your mouth at some point.
That's all I can think of for now.. anyone else??
You know you're obsessed with JRT if/when..
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4. The images section on your mobile phone would be more than enough proof for a judge to grant a restraining order.
5. You have not used the word 'ginger' since 2004 - 'fraise-blond' is where it's at people.
6. You have had the insane urge to get a Barclaycard/eat Cruncynut Cornflakes/fly British Airways even though all your bank balance has gone on audiobooks and DVDs featuring a certain person.
5. You have not used the word 'ginger' since 2004 - 'fraise-blond' is where it's at people.
6. You have had the insane urge to get a Barclaycard/eat Cruncynut Cornflakes/fly British Airways even though all your bank balance has gone on audiobooks and DVDs featuring a certain person.
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7. You find yourself on the constant lookout for men with longish fraise-blonde hair when you're walking round the streets.
8. Julian knows who you are and doesn't need to ask your name at DVD signings.
9. You've paused the GW DVD at certain points and tried to memorise his motorbike numberplate...just in case!
8. Julian knows who you are and doesn't need to ask your name at DVD signings.
9. You've paused the GW DVD at certain points and tried to memorise his motorbike numberplate...just in case!
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10, ..You find yourself writing to him after each individual tv show/radio show he's been in congratulating him on his work...and sending him a birthday card too!
11, You are constantly doing "double-takes" at every man with fraise-blonde hair - just in case
12, You are constantly checking out each make of motorbike that passes you just in case it happens to be a Ducati (preferably a 1000DS)
I hope Julian doesn't ever read this thread as I think it might scare the pants of him!! - Good, fun idea though
11, You are constantly doing "double-takes" at every man with fraise-blonde hair - just in case
12, You are constantly checking out each make of motorbike that passes you just in case it happens to be a Ducati (preferably a 1000DS)
I hope Julian doesn't ever read this thread as I think it might scare the pants of him!! - Good, fun idea though
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13. You have pictures/photos of him (or even you AND him 
) all over the walls of your bedroom.
14. You can recognise his voice immediately in advert voiceovers or TV narration.
15. You travel ridiculous distances and bunk school/uni/work to see him!
16. You devote a lot of your time to trawling Amazon.co.uk just in case there's something of his you've missed.
) all over the walls of your bedroom.
14. You can recognise his voice immediately in advert voiceovers or TV narration.
15. You travel ridiculous distances and bunk school/uni/work to see him!
16. You devote a lot of your time to trawling Amazon.co.uk just in case there's something of his you've missed.
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23. Marshmallows take on a whole new meaning! .... & you find yourself becoming as addicted to them as HE is!
Totally agree with 14, 15 & 16 too FQ..what are we like ?!
Totally agree with 14, 15 & 16 too FQ..what are we like ?!
" A few very charming ladies down at my Dad's whist drive have been very kind (average age 75-93). My brother is the headmaster of a special school and I know some of his dinner ladies have been very kind to me as well. "
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Me too Rita!
...there are some folks who'd think we were all totally nuts[?!] I, on the other hand, prefer to call it 'dedicated & loyal'!!?
" A few very charming ladies down at my Dad's whist drive have been very kind (average age 75-93). My brother is the headmaster of a special school and I know some of his dinner ladies have been very kind to me as well. "
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24. your nephew answers to mini mac and tells everyone he's fraise blonde and says things "like Aunty Emm Uncle Julian is on telly!"
25.You find a receipe for a Marshmellow cake and can only think of one person to make it for.
26 Your sister videos the latest Barclaycard ads for you and arranges a detour so you can drive through St. Juilien et Born in France.
27 The staff at the box office you work at have worked out at what time in Stardust you have to pop your head round the door so you can see him
25.You find a receipe for a Marshmellow cake and can only think of one person to make it for.
26 Your sister videos the latest Barclaycard ads for you and arranges a detour so you can drive through St. Juilien et Born in France.
27 The staff at the box office you work at have worked out at what time in Stardust you have to pop your head round the door so you can see him
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stay out of camberwickgreen
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28, When the "Increasing heartbeats" song (from GW S2 E1) is playing on the Radio and all you can picture is Julian in that wig and his little bum wiggle he does - awww so cute! 
29, When you convert a Julian hater to an obsessive fan (like all of us!) she no longer says, "You're obsessed!" but shrieks with delight every time she sees him! Oh yes ladies - the power of Julian is indeed the nectar of life!
29, When you convert a Julian hater to an obsessive fan (like all of us!) she no longer says, "You're obsessed!" but shrieks with delight every time she sees him! Oh yes ladies - the power of Julian is indeed the nectar of life!
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I'll definitely second number 15 FQ! And number 8! Hahaha! It's the only way.
30. Your school/work has an "optional fancy dress day"at school and even though no one else in the yeargroup of 250 people dresses up you go dressed in green scrubs with a stethoscope round your neck and a pair of Converse on your feet. For no purpose whatsoever except that "It'll be fun!"
31: No matter how little of him is shown in any given scene on TV you recognise it as his.
32: When your father announces he's having another child, you immediately reply, "If it's a boy, will you call him Julian?!"
33. Your alarmed friends look at you in awe and say "You've met Julian Rhind-Tutt?" and you can proudly reply, "Yes. And he always gives me hugs.
30. Your school/work has an "optional fancy dress day"at school and even though no one else in the yeargroup of 250 people dresses up you go dressed in green scrubs with a stethoscope round your neck and a pair of Converse on your feet. For no purpose whatsoever except that "It'll be fun!"
31: No matter how little of him is shown in any given scene on TV you recognise it as his.
32: When your father announces he's having another child, you immediately reply, "If it's a boy, will you call him Julian?!"
33. Your alarmed friends look at you in awe and say "You've met Julian Rhind-Tutt?" and you can proudly reply, "Yes. And he always gives me hugs.
I know! It's a wand. It's a magical, magical wand.
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